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Chuckee Cheese Boy!
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Chuckee Cheese Boy! Most men haven't got a clue! They're looking for ass in all the wrong places. You see, there are MORE married/attached/single moms looking for a roll in the hay and are more eager to give you their hot, juicy, I'm not getting it good at home snatch than the stuck-up tight lil teeny bopper and 20 something year olds you find in the clubs and martini bars. You see, whenever you see a mom pushing a stroller or walking around with a church of , one automatically assumes she's off limits. For the more daring, they'll even go as far as checking out the left ring finger as further evidence - but even that's still not a disqualifier these days. I will tell you straight up, I have seen the FINEST mamasitas at supermarkets, soccer games, the gym, them Super Walmarts (gawd I love them Wally Marts) and like yesterday for example, at Chuckee Cheese. Fortunately for me, my friend has an adorable little 3 year old girl and invited me to go with her. Being that I care for the lil rugrat, I thought sure, no problem. Fe fi fo fum, boy looky here there's some serious ass at Chuckee Cheese! Good lawd, talk about pussy Haven, from tight jean camel-toe showin, to skirts where you can see the jiggle in her ass cheeks from the freedom that thongs give her, to low cut shirts with major cleavage, and partly unbuttoned silk blouses showing lacey bras on underneath - and they were ALL scouting. I thought nothing of the way I was dressed, blue jeans, black boots, and muscle fitting sleeveless Nike shirt. My big guns arms were sportin and the mami's were checking it out. Most were pretty conservative about it; I'd catch them sneaking a peek while pretending to be paying attention to their who was maniacally whacking away at illuminated buttons trying to win as many tickets from the machine as possible. While others pretended to adore the cute lil girl they 'thought' was mine, and sneaked in their peeks and caught a whiff of my masculine cologne that way. Either way, the message was clear. I was swimming in a sea of hungry man-eating lady sharks. Now go figure, the joint is completely packed with jumping around, bouncing off walls, just going completely bonkers like cats who overdosed on cat-nip. The room was filled with blinky lights, bells, whistles, rides, and games with catchy tunes playing. It looked like a grown up's Casino, but for tots. Not too far behind, were the moms looking after them, keeping them from running into the acne-prone, braces wearing teenage servers delivering their one style of pizza to customers at tables. What I noticed however, was that there weren't too many dads around. Now it's almost impossible to tell how many were single moms, which were the ones that the dads just "don't do Chuckee Cheese" and which ones just have Baby Daddy's and are partially in the picture. Now add to the fact that the few dads who were there, were either 5' tall Mexicans, or fat balding rolly polly ones who just sat in one spot and that's all she wrote. One thing was for sure ... if there was eye candy in there, they were definitely enjoying the view. You know ... this just solidifies my good friend's theory - the single/divorced/responsible dad look is a complete MOMMMY magnet. How about this dude went out and bought himself a station-wagon Volvo. In this Volvo, he purchased a car seat and stuck it in the back and leaves it there permanently ... along with some scattered toys too. According to him, he's gotten more pussy than another friend of his who drives a convertible Mustang. And he doesn't even have , intelligent prick! Lo and behold, I didn't get any that night. Most likely because the ladies figured my friend and I were a couple, and the little girl was my . Well, now that I know where the fishing grounds are, I wonder if my friend would ever let me take her to Chuckee Cheese again by myself! Now where's the Sunday paper .... I've got some Volvo's to check out! ^v^  |
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10/10/2005 8:44 am |
Master CENSO, you are absolutely correct...most men do look in all the wrong places. How do they even know the ring on the left hand is a symbol of "off limits"? Some woman these days don't discriminate  . Not saying that I'm one, but you know all rules have exceptions or meant to be broken.  Look at all the valuable time they are wasting...LOL!!! As for the Volvo, please don't, I'd rather break in your truck over any volvo!!!
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