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Blogs > amjaknbid > Amber and Jack's Friends Blog.

I Knew A Blonde.  

amjaknbid 57M/54F
467 posts
6/8/2011 5:49 pm
I Knew A Blonde.

Who loves blonde jokes, so I'm sharing some of my best ones with you. Hugs and kisses, Amber.

Blondes

1. I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she called me to get my phone number.

2. I knew a blonde who spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

3. I knew a blonde who put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

4. I knew a blonde who tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

5. I knew a blonde who sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

6. I knew a blonde who tried to drown a fish.

7. I knew a blonde who thought a quarterback was a refund.

8. I knew a blonde who got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

9. I knew a blonde who tripped over a cordless phone.

10. I knew a blonde who took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

11. I knew a blonde who asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

12. I knew a blonde who studied for a blood test.

13. I knew a blonde who thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

14. I knew a blonde who when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

15. I knew a blonde who when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

16. I knew a blonde who went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

rm_flymykite75 49M
323 posts
6/8/2011 6:56 pm


leglovers4u 62M/60F
703 posts
6/9/2011 11:59 am

 Amber, love your attitude as a blonde.


DeftDECouple 59M/53F
1703 posts
6/9/2011 5:01 pm

 A blonde, a brunette & a redhead are in the ob/gyn office. All three are pregnant. The brunette says, "I'm having a boy because when my husband & I conceived this baby, he was on top." The redhead says, "I'm having a girl because when my husband & I conceived this baby, I was on top." The blonde screams, "OMG! I'm gonna have puppies!"
"That's my opinion." - Supreme Speaker, @ 1974
"To each: His reach. And if I don't cop, it ain't mine to have." - George Clinton, @ 1975
"But what do I know? I don't know anything." - DeftDECouple
"Guess Who's Back" - William Michael Griffin, Jr. @ 1997


adnwa 54M/52F
974 posts
6/10/2011 1:39 pm

 Amber you are funny girl.


luv2playcpl 66M/62F
718 posts
6/11/2011 10:23 am

 love you Amber.


starkenore 51M/49F
643 posts
6/11/2011 1:39 pm

 love them sis.


rm_I124QUnU4Qme 60M
41 posts
11/2/2012 8:12 am

 LOL...u r very funny Amber. When am I going to c a full figured women like u shows every inch of her sexiness?


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