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Blogs > peekabooicu2ucme > Musings and mayhem of my mind

Hold your nose  

peekabooicu2ucme 46F
3728 posts
12/15/2009 8:20 am
Hold your nose
I'm not entirely sure why bodily functions are funny, but I still think they are. The wee-est one has learned a new phrase. "Excuse you." It became an issue when the girls ate a bunch of deviled eggs. Everyone giggled and laughed and of course the younger ones started with the exaggerations. I don't care how old I get, farts will always be funny. (Unless of course they happen to me. Especially at a "delicate moment". ) Well maybe even then a little bit.
Got any good embarrassing fart stories?

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fenris_call 49M
10587 posts
12/15/2009 10:46 am

 When I was a child my dad was the pastor of a small church. I remember one vigorous sermon of his he had stepped in front of the pulpit to better make contact with the congregation. His rear end was about 2 feet from the microphone on the pulpit and a rather loud squeaker came out. He finished the sermon as if nothing had happened but I could see tears of laughter in several peoples eyes.

Must be a big fart day I posted one too.
Sapere aude, cor ad cor loquitur. RaMbLiNgS oF a LoSt MiNd


Baltasar45 63M
9207 posts
12/15/2009 11:47 am

 A friend of the family felt one coming while shopping, so she paid and hurried out to hubby waiting in the car, got into the passenger seat and let go....only it was the wrong car!
<- Profile photo courtesy of Bonding with coworkers


peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
12/15/2009 4:26 pm

 I'm laughing so hard reading all of these! Thanks for all the stories! I have a smile ache now.
Keep 'em coming!
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rm_puddinghead4 62M
3132 posts
12/17/2009 4:40 am

 I love pear season. I don't like the yellow juicy ones, just the hard green crunchy under ripe ones. Eat seven or eight of those in an hour or so and you get some serious gastric work going on. A couple of hours after eating them it starts and goes on and off for hours and hours. It's great when I go to bed and let one rip every 10 minutes or so. And they are long, full and foul. I get some kind of perverse enjoyment listening to my wife wake up and start shaking the doona, then get out of bed and open and wave the door in a vain attempt to rid the room of the stench. But it cannot be defeated. And look out, here comes a stink reinforcement. And another one, etc.. Inevitably my wife gets her pillow and goes and sleeps on the couch after giving me a gobful of abuse, as I maintain feigning sleep. Ahhh! The whole bed to myself. I'm such a bad, bad man. Hehehe.


wildnwanton 61F
19428 posts
12/18/2009 1:27 pm

 I don't have any stories that I can think of right off the top of my head, but that picture just about made me pee my pants.
"Shall I tell you the secret of the true scholar? It is this: every man I meet is my master in some point, and in that I learn of him."
~Ralph Waldo Emerson


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