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Protein or Calories?  

excited_4_now 53F
5767 posts
1/1/2014 3:25 pm
Protein or Calories?


So had another great call last night with a good friend and we do cover a lot of different subjects and one of them is semen, please don't ask but somehow I mentioned that I wasn't getting enough protein and of course he thought sperm was high in protein which I always thought it was high in calories

After doing a bit of research, this is what I found;

Semen (which is the fluid containing sperm) contains about 5 calories per ejaculation, total. Assuming that all of those 5 calories derive from protein, you'd be looking at 1.25g of protein, *max*. (there are 4 cals per 1 g protein). In reality, some of those calories are coming from enzymes, sugars, etc. So you'd probably be getting a bit less than 1 g of protein.

You could easily eat that same amount of protein by consuming:
-1/5 cup of baked potato
-1/4 cup sliced avocado
-1/4 slice turkey lunchmeat
-3/4 teaspoon peanut butter
-3 almonds


I should be taking in about 50-60g of protein a day and from my calculations, that's a lot of fucking blowjobs!
Now don't be thinking I'm going on an all liquid diet in 2014 you bunch of pervs


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smartypants2u 53F

1/1/2014 3:49 pm

If given the choice, I would still chose the BJ for a source of protein... Yummy....

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excited_4_now 53F
5464 posts
1/1/2014 4:00 pm

    Quoting smartypants2u:
    If given the choice, I would still chose the BJ for a source of protein... Yummy....
Smarty, I'm not of an avocado fan myself

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ironman2769 58M  
12877 posts
1/1/2014 4:17 pm

I wouldn't look to get the protein supply just from BJs.....it's not very healthy either...so your choice is wise...

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excited_4_now 53F
5464 posts
1/1/2014 4:32 pm

    Quoting ironman2769:
    I wouldn't look to get the protein supply just from BJs.....it's not very healthy either...so your choice is wise...
Hmmmmm might not be healthy but might be kinda fun...

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excited_4_now 53F
5464 posts
1/1/2014 4:34 pm

    Quoting silvrbullett:
    Just love it when you get all technical. Pretty sexy. Perhaps an alternative to the 50 bj's would be to get a ski mask and rob your local sperm bank. Or start a home delivery system. Kind of like "sperm of the month" club. But you would still have to have a plan to burn off the caloric intake. Hmmn
Sperm of the month club?? Can I get pineapple in that club also???

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student5579 45M

1/3/2014 12:36 pm

that means my cumshots contains about 50 calories


excited_4_now 53F
5464 posts
1/3/2014 5:30 pm

    Quoting student5579:
    that means my cumshots contains about 50 calories
Hmmm I need the protein hun

If it was good, its great but if it was bad then you call that experience

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1183maybee 63M/63F
78 posts
2/17/2014 9:15 am

the average person burns 600 + calories during sex so so sub track the calories add the 1 gram of protein and its all bone us punn intended


excited_4_now 53F
5464 posts
2/17/2014 12:10 pm

    Quoting 1183maybee:
    the average person burns 600 + calories during sex so so sub track the calories add the 1 gram of protein and its all bone us punn intended
The only problem is I haven't burned those calories in ummm what year is it??? So I'm back to square 1, protein

If it was good, its great but if it was bad then you call that experience

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