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Zombies Butt Plug Brigade
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Zombies Butt Plug Brigade  When you think about it, it does kind of make sense. Well, we've survived until Tuesday, so there may be hope of arriving at the weekend. And since I was up to my armpits in all last week, I'm going to do my best to avoid the adorable little cherubs until Monday. Don't get me wrong, I adore , love my minion horde, but damn it I'm grown, my own are grown and I have spent over half my lifetime attending either my own or someone else's. I need grown up time. Now, back to butt plugs. I can see where some might enjoy anal pleasure, and I'm not in the least bothered by those who do, if that's your thing, it's just that, your thing. Good on you, go forth and do your thing. I have never enjoyed anal play myself. I have in the past, when appropriately wasted enough, preformed anal sex. But it was more to please a lover than anything I myself enjoyed. I find the act physically painful and after my last attempt I decided that I just am not going to do this again, because one sided pleasure just isn't sexy to me. And I certainly am not that much of a pain slut. Pull my hair and choke me, that shit turns me on....but leave my ass alone, m'kay ? Prior to having the Mr and Mrs in my life, back when I was using this site and others for their intended purpose, you would not believe the cajoling, the declarations of "I know how to make it not hurt"... Yada yada yada...I had to go through. I'm a bitch, so when that wheedling argument began, I quietly gathered my things and left. No means no. And when a person has no respect for that word, I am done. Life is too short for selfish lovers. And now that I know morticians utilize this process, it further solidifies my plans to not be buried. I don't know what happens when we die, no one does. But I do know that the last thing I want is to potentially start a new existence in some alternative universe with a sore ass and a funny walk. Besides, politicians are doing a fine job of fucking the whole world in the ass without even the grace of lubricant. 😜 "Shall I tell you the secret of the true scholar? It is this: every man I meet is my master in some point, and in that I learn of him." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson   |
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the last thing I want is to potentially start a new existence in some alternative universe with a sore ass and a funny walk AMEN, sista!  When the tides of life are against you And the current upsets your boat Don't think of things that might have been Just lay on your back and float Ed Norton / The Honeymooners 1954
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Quite frankly, other than the naughty aspect, I'd say that anal pretty much feels the same as vaginal sex to me as a male. I will however admit that several ladies have used those magical words ("it would make me sooo hot if you'd...") and got me to agree to taking their strap-on. HOLY HELL - but I'm sure some OTHER woman someday will convince me again, and the same way. Heavens to Murgatroyd Taking Friends on Their Honeymoons The LBD of Summer [post 3312759] My Private Blog – Tell Me All You Secrets
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Being a adult survivor of childhood sexual abuse...Not a fan...Have been approached...Always said no...Citing the previous...No does mean no...There is a movement afoot...To have the option to be made into compost...I kinda like that idea...Giving back to me is a good thing...  
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