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Blogs > Atreides10 > Crash Test Smarties

What not to say to strange girls  

Atreides10 44M
20 posts
6/15/2006 6:01 am

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7/6/2006 10:20 am
What not to say to strange girls

I went to see a movie last night at the local university cinema, the Bijou. It was called "I Am A Sex Addict" and was a pretty funny and entertaining near-documentary about the filmmaker's struggle with his penchant for prostitutes. I would recommend it to anyone who enjoys funny, true stories about sex, love, addiction, and the human condition.

The problem is, when I got there I forgot the name of the movie we were going to see. I stood in front of the girl at the ticket booth dumbly for a second, then turned to the person I was with and asked, "What were we going to see again?" Then reminded, I turned back around and proudly announced, "I am a sex addict!"

The girl kind of sat there and blinked at me for a moment. I turned a bit red and stammered, "I uh, mean, I'd like a ticket for I Am A Sex Addict, not that I am a sex addict, sorry."

She was suitably understanding of my faux paux, but I can't help but think she held in her laughter until I was out of sight.

TheCliticals 42F/F

7/5/2006 12:15 am

 We would have laughed with you


Atreides10 44M
102 posts
7/5/2006 4:40 am

 I'm glad someone else thought it was funny, I was beginning to wonder if I should ever bother posting any more of my misadventures.


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