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Something on the lighter side...
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Something on the lighter side... So, I'm in a waiting room the other day, waiting for someone (what else?) and to pass the time, I was paging through a Reader's Digest. I always find the little humor stories people send in - short, quick stories, sometimes even funny. One of the stories kind of caught me off guard. It's not like it was dirty or anything, but the subject matter was not what you'd expect from Reader's Digest. Here's a paraphrased version of it... This woman is rushing about the house getting her ready for school. She is especially hurried this morning since she has an OBGYN appointment after she drops off the . As she is running out of time, she goes into the bathroom and sees a rag next to the sink. She grabs it and does a quick freshen up down below. She finally gets to her appointment and heads into the exam room. The doctor comes in and starts the routine examination. "My, my," he says. "I see we certainly went the extra mile in getting ready for our visit today!" He snickers a bit, and continues his work. The woman is simply flabbergasted that he would make such a comment. Yea, she was rushed today. Yea, she should have showered. But she certainly wasn't unclean. How dare he make such a sarcastic, mean-spirited comment? She fumed about it all day, trying to figure out what to do in response. She picked up her from kindergarten and went home. As she sat in the kitchen, slightly lost in thought, her 's voice brought her out of it. "Mom! Mom!" "Yes, honey?" she replied. "Mom! What happened to all my glitter?" "I don't know honey. Where did you leave it?" she asked wearily. "I left it in a rag next to the bathroom sink, but now it's all gone!" The woman nearly fainted. -- LOL Hope you enjoyed, Marl ----------------------------- "You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!" -- Drew Carey |
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Very entertaining story and you tell it well.
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