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HOW HAS THIS SITE CHANGED YOUR SEXUAL OUTLOOK? (Symposium #42)
HOW HAS THIS SITE CHANGED YOUR SEXUAL OUTLOOK? (Symposium #42) Hello ! It's Symposium Time again, Number 42 in a fantastic array of blogal creativity. You can go here to see how your fellow bloggers have interpreted this subject. And the subject is.... HOW HAS THIS SITE CHANGED YOUR SEXUAL OUTLOOK? Today's Post features two of BlogLand's best loved characters. as KEITHCANADANA AND koocnachtiek rm_koocnachtiek as MISS EMILY LITELLA Here at The Venting Blog editorial board in the interest of fairness, we wish to allow an opposing viewpoint to our recent editorial. Tonight we are pleased to present Miss Emily Litella. Miss Litella? rm_koocnachtiek What's all this fuss going around about this site changing the Sessional outlook? There are no changes here. Jeff Sessions has always been this way. While Attorney General for the State of Alabama he argued in defense of "sodomy and sexual misconduct law", and remains no friend to liberal sexual attitudes. While Attorney General for the U.S.A. he reached into his soul and found the Christian Apostle Paul, who gave him cover as he rent whole families asunder by claiming Divine ordainment of his government's law. The Sessional outlook is clear. Jesus is an okay refugee. We would prolly let him in. Central Americans are not okay refugees. There's no room at the Inn for them. (And the stables are full). He causeth the little to suffer. The Sessional outlook is for many to suffer. Especially if they're in pain, and require some medicinal marijuana for relief. Or if local attitudes are lenient to illegal immigrants. The residents of those cities should be made to suffer as well. The Sessional outlook has b... Um. Miss Litella... Excuse me, but... rm_koocnachtiek Yes? What is it? The subject at issue today is about changing sexual outlooks. Not Sessional outlooks. It’s Sexual outlooks. rm_koocnachtiek Oh. Really? Author’s Note: I am a big fan of Gilda Radner R.I.P. |
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He made me say that stuff, I swear!
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Grrr! That's enough kooc! Git back in yer box or I won't change the straw next Christmas!
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Well done cook. Hows about she tackles Gullible Warnings next? When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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7/1/2018 4:05 pm |
Well, at first it was fun and could be exciting with the right people. However, there appears to be fewer and fewer people responding less and less. I have noticed others saying the same thing in other posts.
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I miss her. She was beyond funny.
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Well done. I miss Gilda (and Emily), too. Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.
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Beautifully stated!!! (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Good morning and great read, I don't even know what to say about the political stuff anymore as it just leaves me shaking my damn head in disgust for the most part. And Gilda was a great lady and comedian, I hope she's resting in peace but also entertaining all those who are in heaven..
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7/3/2018 3:37 am |
Very clever! A humorous toke on a very unhumorous folk. Was a fan of Gilda. Loved Roseanne Roseannadanna.
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One of my favorite Emily Litella rants - 'what's all this fuss about Russian jewelry?' That's Russian Jewry Emily...
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Coming from outside ol´Europe it´s not so easy to understand, however I like your changeful way to start a dialogue Giacomo Chevalier de Seingalt Mehr * More: in meinem - in my Blog and my group Casanovas Separee -Privat Chat PRIVATE POSTBOX* Giacomo Casanova in a Nutshell* Giacomo Casanova auf die Schnelle
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Hi Keith... LTNS! You are so witty! lol Ive always respected you for that... Ive tamed down due to health issues. but wondering if... you knew of an amateur editor ? In a few months, I'll need one,, if I buckle down and write! ) Easy peasy! not! lol
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