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BlogLand Nursery Rhymes III
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BlogLand Nursery Rhymes III  Hi ! It's that time again. I've been visiting with new (for me, anyway) bloggers, and have been inspired. Now comes the third installment in this far from serious series. keithie's gonna bring y'all something absurd. If the absurd sorta makes you grin, keithie's kinda twisted so come on in. If you've come in it must be time, for keithcancook's BlogLand Nursery Rhymes.  TheLilFondler Pat a cake, Pat a cake, Faker man. Find me that fake as fast as you can. Pan him, ban him, never let him wander. We mustn't let this stalker-jerk harass TheLilFondler. (derived from Pat a cake Pat a cake baker's man) paisleylibrarian [blog paisleylibrarian] One, two, not bad when it's new. Three, four, so what if there's more? Four, now five, how fast they arrive! Five, six, and all with dick pics. Seven, eight, and none of em rate. Nine, ten, what's wrong with these men? Eleven, twelve, and most of 'em shelved. Thirteen, fourteen, they're piling at the door. Are they so deluded that they think this girls a ? paisley has no time for all these guys who wish to score. (derived from One Two Buckle My Shoe)  koocnachtiek Ha ha koocnachtiek Are you such a fool? No sir, no sir, my master is uncool. He makes me do the dumbest things, and makes me sound inane. I hope you all will understand my master's quite insane. (derived from Ba Ba Black Sheep) Chelsea2219 [blog Chelsea2219] Ding dong bell Chelsea's house is hell. Who put her in? Is disarray a sin? What pulled her out? She organized, no doubt. What a naughty girl was she to scatter all her stuff with glee. From messy closets to dresser drawers, plus all her clothes spread on the floors, will this house stay in a fog? Bet on "yes", she likes to blog. (derived from Ding Dong Bell) jamesinstl [blog jamesinstl] Hey diddle diddle, the wirings all a riddle, now his puter has gone to the moon. The bloggers did cry that it wasn't much fun, since James could no longer commune. (derived from Hey Diddle Diddle The Cat and the Fiddle) Island_Girl [blog Island_Girl] Loosey Goosey Gander she hopes to use her candor. Upstairs, downstairs and in her bedroom chamber. There she met her old man, who would not hear her prayers. Even though she's alwys wet he rarely tries her wares.  (derived from Goosey Goosey Gander Where Shall I Wander) theroticneed [blog theroticneed] theroticneed has great renown, great renown, great renown. theroticneed has great renown, She's a Lady. theroticneed suffers no clowns, dislikes frowns, looks good in gowns. theroticneed suffers no clowns, She's not shady. theroticneed blogs all around, all around, all around. theroticneed blogs all around, She's not afraidy. * (derived from London Bridge Is Falling Down) * ok, you guys find another word that rhymes with lady!   devilish_vicy There was a crooked shirt, it was in a crooked pile. devilish picked up all the lot, and folded them with style. (derived from There Was A Crooked Man Who Walked A Crooked Mile) Authors note: If you liked these, and would like to see what I can do with you (rhyming-wise, you pervs), let me know here in this post. I just love crafting little witty ditties!  blog on! |
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Thank you for saying so, gf.  blog on!
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ok...have at me
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ok...have at me  blog on!
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Excellent! I hope that soon I can craft a more positive BlogLand Nursery Rhyme for you, my darling alwys. blog on!
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Aw.  Those words humble me, my friend. You are a boon to BlogLand, of that there is no doubt. Your leadership is well deserved, and all BlogLanders are enriched by your posts.  blog on!
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Back atcha, sugar! blog on!
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Enjoyed your little rhymes.  AKA The Clit Whisperer. 
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Quite witty. Why do I feel that it almost calls for a "double dog dare you" to have a go at making one for me?
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Enjoyed your little rhymes. blog on!
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Quite witty. Why do I feel that it almost calls for a "double dog dare you" to have a go at making one for me?  Fortunately you didn't jump right in with the dreaded "triple dog dare you".  Oh! The pressure!  Stay tuned for your twisted fairy tale, coming soon to a blog near you.  blog on!
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Thank you, smrtgirl. I had already begun fiddling with yours before you even got here! Muah! blog on!
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Keith I just keep on reading and being entertained.. Thanks for the fun my friend!
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Keith I just keep on reading and being entertained.. Thanks for the fun my friend!  Of course, no matter what style of blog a blogger presents, the true entertainment is in these comment areas. That's where I have the best fun. Here, and throughout the Land of Blog.  blog on! Is this just another trick by keithcancook 
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You shouldn't skip the first "I dare you", should you? Isn't that against the rules? There are rules? *looks shocked* No one told me there are rules. And when have you known me to play by them anyway? LOL
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Of course there are rules. Didn't you ever watch A Christmas Story? Jeesh!
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very entertaining, lol, glad I started reading from TEN and linked over to read them all! ~Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer! ~For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time
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very entertaining, lol, glad I started reading from TEN and linked over to read them all! I have composed one especially for you, and edited into the page. And now, you have become the youngest blogger to be featured in a Venting Blog post! blog on!
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awe, thank you ~Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer! ~For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time
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 you rock man *fondles and licks i lost my virginity years ago..... but i still have the box.....
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I am very gratified that y'all two ladies liked your rhymes. blog on!
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