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I quit!  

wanttowatchher5 50M/53F
922 posts
11/9/2008 4:36 pm

Last Read:
11/16/2008 6:10 pm

I quit!


RESIGNATION

I, the undersigned, Wantto, subsequently referred to as “da bitch” do hereby tender my resignation.

“Da bitch’s” resignation is effective immediately and is given with the full expectation and consent that there will be tongue, (and lots of it), with former (upon execution of this agreement) supervisor and Master Cosmetologist known as sexydisaster30 aka “Boom Boom”

The above parties understand that should drunken frolicking occur, this resignation will go into effect immediately without either party actually tendering or accepting the agreement. Both parties agree to indemnify and hold harmless the other party for any tongue action. It is also understood that such resignation is null and void upon the sobering up of either or both parties.

The above named parties also concur that heretofore, this resignation also automatically becomes re-activated, and remains binding on any and all subsequent drunken escapades.

Signed and witnessed this ____________day of _____________________, 2008

_______________________________________
Boom Boom

_______________________________________
Da Bitch

wanttowatchher5 50M/53F
864 posts
11/16/2008 6:10 pm

    Quoting rm_WALawGal:
    Also a notary. And nowhere do I see the word aforementioned.
    Hello??? Not even close to "binding" w/o the aforementioned...
    DUH!

It appears I nixed "aforementioned" in one of the drafts. SIGH

Note to self:
(Have WALawGal proof all nefarious contracts PRIOR to attempting to execute them.)

'Nother note to self: Most likely cannot afford WALawGal's hourly rates---see about trying to negotiate some sort of a barter of services and or goods, or better yet, a SWAP...


wanttowatchher5 50M/53F
864 posts
11/16/2008 6:06 pm

    Quoting  :

As long as he's basking in the glory of me tackling him for whatever reason I cannot now recall, I am surprised that he did not take that opportunity to attest to his manliness--how he benchpressed me while you sat on the sofa rolling your eyes...

Good times...


JudeL5 53M
1629 posts
11/9/2008 8:37 pm

Hey, I'll witness you licking sexydis... ummmm signing the agreement


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