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THE NAKED COWBOY  

crystalclear4u2 64F
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10/25/2008 9:27 pm
THE NAKED COWBOY

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde Cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'

The Cowboy says: 'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt. So I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants .. So I Did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. So I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ' And here I am.' .....


of a Gun, Blonde Men do exist.
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Dose anyone have a funny to share with me?????
Hugz,
Crystal

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5/16/2009 11:41 pm

 So, A farmer is at the edge of his field working on his weeder, (broken again) when a young boy comes along headed to town, with something cupped in his hands. What you got there asks the farmer? Got me a horsefly, says the boy, gonna to trade it for a horse. Oh, well, good luck and have a nice day says the farmer. A couple of hours later here comes the boy leading a horse on a halter. Next day the Farmer is back, (now he is plugged up). Here comes the boy again, hands cupped. What you got there, asks the farmer? Got me a bullfrog, going to town to trade it for a Bull, says the boy. A couple of hours later the farmer watches as the boy comes by leading a big ol Bull. Next day the farmer is just kind of hanging around watching for the boy. Finally, here he comes. What you got there, asks the farmer? Boy says, Got me a pussywillow. Farmer jumps up throws down his tools, says Come on kid, hurry up, I'm going to town with you!


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