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Blogs > big_brown_eyes4 > I shaved my legs for this?

The loving husband  

big_brown_eyes4 52F  
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10/4/2007 2:51 pm
The loving husband
An old man finally gave in and took his constantly nagging wife went on her dream-of-a-lifetime vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her returned home for $5000, or you can bury her her, in the Holy Land, for $150. We'll have a beautiful service, and there's plot available on the hillside looking out over the horizon."

The man thought about it, and told the undertaker that he'd like to have his wife sent home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would only spend $150?"

The man answered, "You know, a long time ago, a man died here, he was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance...."

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