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The Ant and the Elephant
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The Ant and the Elephant An elephant is walking through the jungle when she steps on a twig and it gets caught in her toe. She tries and tries but can’t get it out. Seeing her crying, an ant walks up and asks her what’s wrong. She tells him about the twig and how she can’t get it out. So the ant says to her, "I'll get it out for you if you let me fuck you in the ass." The elephant thinks about it for a minute. She mumbles silently to herself, how could a tiny ant possibly fuck my ass? That little bug is nothing more than a wishful thinker. Finally she says, "Okay. That’s a deal." So the ant removes the twig. What a relief! The elephant is so grateful that she thanks and thanks the ant. The ant then says, "A deal is a deal. Now you have to let me fuck you in the ass." The elephant looks around to make sure no one is watching and says, "Okay, but hurry up before anyone sees." So the ant crawls up the elephant and starts going at it. Meanwhile, up above them in a tree, a monkey is watching the whole thing. The monkey starts laughing so hard that he knocks a coconut off the tree that hits the elephant in the head. “Ouch!” she says. The ant pauses, grins, and looks up. "Take it, bitch!" ~ Patience, Passion, and Pleasure ~  "The older the buck, the stiffer the horn." One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. |
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LOL!! How cute!  In a full heart there is room for everything. In an empty heart there is room for nothing. 
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