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Stop Talking!
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Stop Talking! I was thoroughly amused by mzhunyhole's post, [post 727228], where she writes about "20 questions" a guy asks while getting a blowjob. I haven't written about blowjobs in a while - hell, I've almost forgotten what a blowjob is! But I digress. The post made me think about what guys say while they're getting a blowjob - the stuff they say that makes them look silly, and frustrates the hell out of me. Here are a few, along with the response they deserve. 1. Suck that cock. Hey, rocket scientist, what do you think I'm doing now? 2. Suck that big cock. Big? Oh, sorry, I hadn't noticed. 3. Oh yeah, lick my balls. I already am, idiot! 4. Take my cock, you cocksucker. Where would you like me to take it? Shopping? 5. Yeah, work my cock. Is that the same as "suck your cock", which I am already doing (see #1)? 6. Damn, you're a good cocksucker. Now there's a newsflash! Stop talking! Just give me a few moans of affirmation, I know what the hell I'm doing when I'm down there  The pic is too damn funny. I found it after I wrote the post   |
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Ok this cracked me up but when i read "Take my cock, you cocksucker. Where would you like me to take it? Shopping?" LMTO  The Tee Shirt is brilliant !!! Thanks MM 
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Bitch, nobody told you to stop!!! Quit yammering and get back to work before your husband comes home!! lol KILL YOUR TELEVISION!!! 
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Here's another good one: "It's all for you, baby!" (said repeatedly...it was all I could do to keep from laughing)   
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You like to suck my cock, don't you, you dirty cock sucker... Do you honestly want me to stop what I am doing to answer? Why am I dirty? I showered... 
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2/22/2007 11:42 pm |
Very funny post. I've always thought blow job suck! They just don't happen often enough!
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lmao! too funny! too true! love the t-shirt too! ..just join me on my blog bustybettyboop and still looking for some hot,sexy,creative contestants for my next contest...come join us! need a blog mentor or want to be one? 
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2/23/2007 5:14 pm |
You Earthlings are funny. you talk about a cock. We on planet Quaquakron talk about at least three cocks each. Usually one is in a goats ass, but 2 are usually free. … PSYCHO & INSANE ...Alien Blog Join: Psycho Bloggers the group for insane bloggers 
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I'm the strong silent type when I'm getting a blow job...if the giver is doing something wrong, I just smack em up side the head...
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2/25/2007 11:22 am |
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2/26/2007 10:17 am |
I so have to get me that shirt..  Life is a journey, just ride~  ~[post 974853]~
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Suck it! Suck it good! Gee, I thought I would do a piss poor job and call it a day....LOL Pull My Fucking Hair! 
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3/5/2007 7:27 am |
I think every one here get's an A+
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