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Thriteen inches is too much
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Thriteen inches is too much I'll admit this . I've been using the same washcloths since college . Judge me as you will . But I'm finally going to buy some new s . And I must ask , what the hell is going on ? The standard size seems to be 13 by 13 . That's friggin' huge for a washcloth ! That's like a hand towel not washcloth . I don't want something that big flopping around in the shower (if you know what I mean) . What's going on ? Am I going to have to buy DAMN baby washcloths ? I'm already wearing lady's gloves because of my tiny hands . Where does it end ? I found out yesterday that Molly Coleman , a girl I went to HS that I had a crush on , killed herself - allegedly by crushing her head between her own thighs . Which is probably not true , the thigh part , she definitely is dead . This got me to wondering , there's a lot of jokes out there about guys trying to suck their own dicks ; but you never hear anything about women trying to lick their own clit . When I was on the track team I saw girls stretching out - definitely seems possible . I grant you that the dick gives you a better chance because it protrudes out about the length of an APPROPRIATELY sized washcloth but women are more flexible in general so it seems like it could happen . But you never hear about it . I can only conclude that this means that woman don't really like oral sex . I've always had my suspicions about that if we're being hst . And I feel like we are . You know on second though if it was possible it would be in tons of porn videos so clearly it isn't .  I often wonder how the NoStrings algorithm decides what fake "flirts" and views it decides to give you . I'd say 80% of the fake flirts I get at from North Dakota . Why would that be ? Is it a glitch of some kind ? IA = ND ? Sometimes I think I have no idea what job I would like . Other times I think being a baker would be my "dream" job . In reality it would suck of course but it's fun to pretend . I used to like baking before I gave on the . I went to a bakery today to pick up a cake for my buddy Chuly's birthday tomorrow . I haven't been in a bakery (or a baker , you feel me ? ) in literally forever . I took a deep breath and tried to act perfectly normal , so that the people with loaves of bread for heads didn't realize there was anything wrong. I smiled and nodded at them in a perfectly normal way . They ignored me so it worked . So I get up to the counter and they have all these bear claws there so I say to the lady "What . . . what happened to the rest of the bear ?" Then a loaf of French bread slithered over like a snake and whispered something in your ear . Something mind-blowingly significant , yet inexpressible in human language . My BFF and I sometimes clash because she believes in participating in the political process and trying to make a difference and I'm a cynical jackass who hates everything . So in order to strength my existing biases and prevent me from seeing her point of view I'm reading 'The Strange Non-Death of Neo-Liberalism' which talks about how we're living in a post-democracy . Which the old white dude who wrote the book defines as "A post-democratic society is that continues to have and to use all the institutions of democracy, but in which they increasingly become a formal shell. The energy and innovative drive pass away from the democratic arena and into small circles of a politico-economic elite." It puts many of my existing prejudices into print so clearly it's a good book . of the big reasons said book claims this has happened is the fragmentation of society . Back in Ye Olden Tymes the poor folk were more unified in what they wanted to have happen - stop killing us , us for work , don't steal our for your factories , etc. But now that those basic things have been accomplished there's nothing left for people to identify with and rally behind . Ten people of my ilk all have different ideas on what they want the government to do so they can't unite to get their way . Whereas rich people look out for another - they all want to remain rich . This idea could be BS designed to appeal to straw-nihilist like myself , but the claimed symptoms do seem to be occurring regardless ; Fewer voters use their right to vote or do vote but don't expect anything to change (check) Politicians ignore outcomes a referendums or opinion polls (check) Rise of xenophobic groups that capitalize on diontent (double check) Foreign governments can influence the internal politics sovereign countries (depends who you ask but the perception is a check) Private interest becomes increasingly influential in public policy (check) On the plus side there was a glitch on Overstock yesterday that allowed you to rip them off for tons of if you used bitcoin . So now a few more immoral folks have enough to be part of the political process . I don't have any bitcoin so I wasn't able to take advantage of this but it did make me wonder what I would have d if I did . Stealing is wrong Corporations are evil Is it wrong to steal from a corporation ? Yes . But it doesn't bother you as much . Is it wrong to steal bread to feed your family ? What if you have a big family ? Is it wrong to steal a bread truck ? And what if your family doesn't like bread , what if they like cigarettes ? And what if instead of giving them the cigarettes you sell them at a price that is practiy giving them away ? Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Well you impress me so completely I start obsessing to hear from you Whatever you do, you do sweetly It takes a lot to not take from you Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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well,theres your next post,,if women and men can self suck/pleasure..does this mean the end of humanity? woop woop
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Do you ever get fake flirts from Young America, MN? That is a classic place for scamsters to select as their fake home town. Maybe because it sounds so wholesome? For a while I had a roommate who actually had a job out there, and believe me that town is WAY too small to have so many people online.   
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how's 10" by 7" if you like that hit me up ladies
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my head exploded. hey - i'm glad to see your blog title back and that you are now golden................ You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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Its not the size the matters . Its how the user puts it into use. I can have a big one and not do crap and a small one and make a woman orgasim like crazy.
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