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Who's Amy ? Why don't I get Amy ?
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Who's Amy ? Why don't I get Amy ? In my last month of GOLD membership I've have begun the 50 states initiative whereby I will message one lady (or couple) from all 50 states and see how many of them become my best friend . And possibly Puerto Rico , US Virgin Islands , American Samoa , and the Northern Marianas Islands if there's time . Guam can go screw . And I know what you're thinking "40 this is a SEX site , everyone says so , you shouldn't message women you're not going to assfuck" and I agree but I'm going to do it anyway . Doing pointless things is kind of my deal (see the wonderful blog Factory Reject Dildos 3 for $1 for further details) . FYI if you google image search Sex Sight you get a bunch of nude pictures of Darryl Hanah . The porn movie star , not the movie movie star . Speaking of assfucking , I'm already best friends (and you laughed at my initiative) with a lady from Oregon in that we trade a couple messages . You meet some interesting characters on NoStrings , in this case what I find interesting is this lady bangs random dudes on the reg but she doesn't do anal - not because she doesn't like it (although she may not) but because she thinks its immoral . Isn't that funny ? I get not being into anal - it's not for everyone , I mean I don't want anyone fucking me in the ass (or do I ? ) so I get that . But I find it incongruous that being a front slut is totally fine as long as you keep the backdoor barred . How do you think someone would come to that line of thinking ? I was chatting with a gal today and she mentioned that one of her biggest fears is being put in the witness protection program . Which seems like a really strange thing to be afraid of - UNLESS you witnessed something . I personally would love to be in the witness protection program - who wouldn't want a new life ? And I know what you're thinking "aw , but 40 I'm part of your life , are you saying you'd ditch me ?" I'm not saying there aren't parts of my life I like but overall I would trade this sucker in for a mystery life right now . Sorry if that stings a little but it's the truth , the whole truth and nothing but the truth .  Some people will point out that the witness protection folks don't have a great track record of keeping people alive but I would respond that's because the people in it are crybabies who don't follow the rules - they reach out to their friends in the old neighbor and then WHAM ! Speargun through the spleen . It is probably a lot harder with everyone posting everything online these days though . I saw a lady on this very website who has a bunch of lucha masks tattoo on her stomach and I thought "oh yeah" so we got to talking and she mentioned how she wants to get her back tattooed with classic movie monsters "You know , Frankenstein , the Wolfman , Swamp Thing" . I question her about Swamp Thing because technically he is a monster but he's not really "classic" you know and also he's a good guy . Turned out she mean the Creature from the Black Lagoon . And getting those two mixed up was unacceptable to me . It's funny how the brain works isn't it ? Most women it wouldn't bother me in the least if they didn't know the difference , but if you claim to be into classic movie monsters you can't then confuse Swamp Thing for the Creature from the Black Lagoon . That's like . . . . well it's like something .  I hear tell that they're trying to rope ScarJo into a remake of the Creature from the Black Lagoon . Remember that freaky movie Under the Skin she did ? What the heck was that about ? Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Wait a minute I thought *I* was your best friend  I guess henceforth I'll be your Minnesota best friend, one out of 50+.Sorry about your disappointment with tattoo lady. But, you know how it is meeting people online, a lot of us claim "credentials" that we don't really have...   
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How many states do you have under your belt now? Lol
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