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I'd rather go naked and wear fur
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I'd rather go naked and wear fur I saw a lady wearing a sweet fur coat tonight and it made me think - when did men wearing fur go out of style ? Seventies I assume . That's when all the good fashion styles went away . How do we bring that back ? I totally want to rock a man-fur but I don't want to be ostracized for bring unfashionable . I'm okay with being ostracized because of the whole fur is murder thing . Beautiful , beautiful murder .  That's the kind of MFF I like , Male-Female-Fur , I mean sure you can throw in another woman in there if you want , but I only have one dick and it barely works as is . I suppose they could lez out while I lounge in my awesome fur coat and eat a Reuben .  Posing naked in a fur coat is the highest honor a woman can aspire to in our society . Right above receiving a Fields Medal . Have they made a Hungry Games porn parody yet ? Seems like they would have . I had a job interview today . I crushed it harder than I crushed your momma's ass last night - and trust me , I crushed it real hard . decapitate verb: cut off the head of Why is that the only word that's about severing a specific body part ? As much as people seem to love hacking each other to pieces it seems like there'd be a word for cutting the hands or feet or penis too . I guess now that I think about it there's also ; castrate verb: remove the testicles of But that's it as far as I know . What about when you cut someone's ear or nose off ? Right now my idiot neighbor who lets his run free around the neighborhood is in a shouting match with one of the ex- neighbor's boyfriends about said running all over the place . If this was porn it would end in a threeway . Probably MFM but maybe MMF . Recently a lady friend of mine said that she likes MMF porn as long as its not "gay" which I found amusing . If your office worked like Survivor how long would it take before you were voted out ? I'd be the first one gone I tell you what . Not only because of my churlish attitude and ugly face , but also because I'm forever rocking the boat when everyone else just wants to sweep everything under the rug . And the sad part is I know that it would be better for everyone to let the sweeping happen but I can't help myself . Its like the end of Gone Baby Gone . Casey Affleck and I are pretty much the same person . Ironically Ben Affleck was literally my big brother for a while via the Big Brothers Big Sisters of America thing . Did you know that so called "Little" (if they can so be called) are 46% less likely to begin using illegal drugs (didn't) 27% less likely to begin using alcohol (didn't) 52% less likely to skip school (didn't) 37% less likely to skip a class (did a lot - gym class so it doesn't count) 33% less likely to hit someone (did once , but he was a jerk so that's okay right ? ) I mentored a through that program for a while way back . Didn't really go well . I'm no Ben Affleck Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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dismember
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Yeah, let's bring back polyester leisure suits too, while we're at it.  
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Here's a few words for you (besides dismember) amputate disembowel eviscerate exsanguinate circumcise I like your definition of MFF. That would be so sexy. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Defenestrate to throw someone out a window. It might not be cutting, but I was surprised the first time I saw the word. Helping a coworker with the NY Times crossword I surprised him with the word sphygmomanometer. I wasn't sure how to spell it though, and spellcheck tells me I'm wrong. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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