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I'd know if I was delusional
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I'd know if I was delusional Someone at work said that today . I wanted to throw a rock at them real bad . Is anyone else seeing a new font on this here website ? I hate it ! I realized that I edited out part of the title (my titles usually make sense before editing , well sometimes) on my last blog . That was a reference to Ed Norton talking about the movie Birdman , wherein he is seen in "tighty-whiteys" (which should be changed to mean uptight white women's vaginas) and sprouting a massive cock . He was asked if that was "real" or a "prop" and he didn't answer but he did mention that Willem Defoe is generally considered to have the biggest dick in Hollywood . I mentioned this to a lady the other day and she said "why is it always the ugly ones with the big cocks ?" I assume its just a numbers game . There's a 3% chance a man will be attractive and what a 1% chance he'll have a huge cock ? Actually that means 1 in 3000 dudes should be attractive and have a big dick . That doesn't sound right . Ignore that . Lets say .03 for attractive and .001 for big penis .  If you're very perceptive you MAY have noticed there's a lot of things I don't like about myself . One of the ones that doesn't come up often but drives me 77% insane is delusion of grandeur . Like when I start hanging out with someone who enjoys cycling and I think "I'll start training so next spring we can go a 30 mile ride and have a picnic on the Heritage Trail and make sweet , sweet , nasty , filthy love in the tall grass as Warblers zoom back and forth , twittering , and cardinals seek out twigs for nests" . Yeah , right . In a weird way I'm kind of a theoretical people pleaser , there just aren't many people I want to please . And also I never follow through . I may have blogged this before , or maybe I just told it to someone's dumb face with my stupid mouth . If this is a rehash deal with it . I'm not a big action movie man but I watched an action flick a while back that was pretty good . However in the opening sequence the male protagonist is captured and gang-rainbowed (replacement word for BANNED TOPIC) by the "bad guys" . I found this mildly disturbing . But what I found VERY disturbing is that if the protagonist had been a woman it wouldn't have bothered me . So I ask you blogland , does this mean ; 1. I am a homophobe 2. I think woman are there to be rainbowed ? 3. Both of the above 4. Something else even more horrifying And finally , I think part of the reason I'm so paranoid is because I spend a goodly amount of time thinking about all the crimes I'm going to commit once my luck runs out and I become a penniless drifter . Such as . It will be super easy to steal a car in the winter time , people start their cars and leave them running to "warm up" constantly . BAM , car . Plus do you think people lock the door when they're shoveling or snowblowing ? I doubt it . So I run into their house and I lock all the doors . What are they going to do about it ? Probably they don't have their phone or their wallet (more importantly their ID) either . So it will be a while before they can do anything about it - and in that time I take a shower and put on their clothes so I don't look like a dirty hobo . So when the cops come who are they going to believe lives there ? I bet you could get a few days in the house doing that . And then either you're out on the street and you do it again or you're in prison . Same thing goes for lawn mowing in the warm months . I've said this before but I really don't understand why homeless people are the victims of so many crimes and not the perpetrators . When I'm homeless I am going to commit SO many crimes . Speaking of , one of my co-workers founds out I had a blog somehow but did not find said blog - which makes no sense . Anyway , she keeps harassing me asking what my blog is about and since I was researching the laws about receiving stolen goods today I told her it was a crimeblog . In that I commit various crimes and then review them on my blog . Which is actually a pretty good idea for a blog . Also this lady says she has found the "perfect" girl for me , which is weird because she doesn't even know me . I kind of what to see who she has lined up just to see what she thinks as the "perfect" match for me .  Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Re: Gang-rainbowing The self-descriptive term you're looking for would be 'sexist' ps...the tiger pic is cool. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I don't think it necessarily means you're a homophobe or that you think women should be rainbowed (this is my new favorite euphemism to mention a banned topic, thank you very much). My guess is since you yourself are male, you felt more empathy for the male victim (putting yourself in his shoes, so to speak) and therefore you found it more disturbing. Cycling is one of the easier activities around (once you get past the initial butt soreness) so it's possible you are not being all that delusional.   
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The voices in my head have a vote every morning to decide if I will be delusional or not, since I never get up before noon that question is settled by the time I arise. Some of my coworkers have profiles here, but I don't know of any that blog. Curiously, a male coworker informed me that a female coworker who was outed as a swinger mentioned that I am here and used to be a swinger also. This was news to me since I still have a profile here and I am no more monogamous than I was when I first arrived. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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