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Blogs > 40Deuce > Sherry Stringfield's ass in 93

You can't touch the stripper  

40Deuce 46M
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4633 posts
10/6/2014 5:30 pm

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10/11/2014 8:54 am
You can't touch the stripper
I did though . Its probably okay in this case .



I believe the brand was "Strip-Fast" which is what my high school girlfriend used to say when her parents went out for dinner ! See that's funny because I didn't have a girlfriend in high school . I was strong-armed in playing some retarded (sorry but it was) game at work and the first question was "Who did you go to prom with ?" whereupon I was heard to remark "I didn't go to prom" and people gasped like I said I assassinated Jimmy Walker (which I did . Dyno-MITE ! ) . People are weird . You don't know me ! I pay my bills !

Also with WHOM did you go prom assholes .

In my ongoing efforts to made my house less crummy I took all the bronze fixtures that the previous owners slopped 7700 coats of shitty paint on and stripped it all off . Tomorrow comes the Bronze-O . This should make my house 3% less terrible .

I feel kind of lightheaded right now . I should have done this someplace with more ventilation . Or any ventilation . People do this for fun ? Freaks .

This is a terrible blog post . But its still probably better than a lot of other blog posts . He said humbly .



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smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
10/6/2014 7:16 pm

 A friend of mine was really shocked that I stained and polyurethaned my new windows in the dead of winter, when I couldn't open them more than a teeny crack, for ventilation. I scoff. Then again, who knows, maybe that's why I have asthma now.

I didn't go to prom either. Which is kind of depressing because looking back at my high school pics, I wasn't a horrible looking girl, and I don't think I was THAT geeky. Then again it was 40 years ago so I can't get too bent out of shape about it.


40Deuce replies on 10/7/2014 4:20 pm:
Go ahead if you want , I regularly get upset about things that happened hundreds of years ago

superbjversion2 69F  
24388 posts
10/6/2014 7:53 pm

 1973 - the drinking age was 18. At midnight, on prom night, I turned 18. My date was too young to drink. My virginity remained intact.
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 10/7/2014 4:21 pm:
So you were drunk and he was sober ? That sounds like the perfect recipe for devirginifactioning

TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
10/7/2014 1:53 am

 Polystrippa?

It strips paint from wood AND laminate? And has a ghetto accent?

You find all the good stuff.


40Deuce replies on 10/7/2014 4:21 pm:
You know it B

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